The premise for this song just emphasizes my feelings that 50 is not doing too well. I usually make fun of him because his songs are always about being in the club, getting money, or making euphemisms for female body parts. I think this one falls in the third category. Only this time, it’s not about genitalia (well, kinda)… it’s about wanting the girl from your porno to come off the screen and join you in real life.

Which brings me to my point. I’m still undecided as to whether or not I like the song, because I’m too caught up with the fact that this is not original at all!

Exhibit A:

50 Ocean? I could go for that on one condition. He’s gotta rock the 80’s gear. Oh, and have some cartoons follow him around at all times. Maybe a little scat cat action? That would be hot.

Exhibit B:

This one isn’t so much a commentary on 50 as it is on his collaborator:

Oh, NSYNC. I think it may be the greatest mistake of my life that I did not see you perform in your hey day (driiiiiipping with sarcasm, friends). Maybe you guys should start a new boy band? SND (pronounced SEND) = Of course! The last letters in their names (CurtiS, JustiN, TimbalanD). And makre sure you brush up on your glow stick skills.

Exhibit C:

It’s like watching the same thing for a third time, ladies and gents:

***EDIT***

Almost forgot my favorite rip off. Thanks for reminding me Jilli! (It’s about 2 minutes in):